Introducing the all-new Polar Bear Wine Tote.

The Polar Bear Wine Tote is the proper way to transport wine, don't you know. This should at least keep those snobby friends of yours guessing your variety anyway. You'll have them drowning in envy when they see that you are the life of the party. Surely they won't take it to hard when they realize that you have the finest wine transport known to mankind while they are still meandering around with that drab brown paper bag... oh who are we kidding... of course they will! But just to be sure, keep your nose high in the air when you tell them its all the new rave from Polar Bear. How cutting edge of you!

• Soft but firm neoprene
• Cool elegant design

Two choices to antagonize with:

Mild Mannered: They'll never see you coming.
Black on black

Or,

Cutting Edge: Because, frankly you don't give a damn.
Black with white stitch.